Putain de rideaux

Fucking curtains

KarineRémi, tu as une minute ?

Rémi, do you have a minute?

RémiJe...

I...

KarineSuper ! C'est juste pour une question rapide ! Quels rideaux tu préfères ?

Great! It's just for a quick question! Which curtains do you prefer?

RémiJe suis un peu occupé là...

I'm a little busy here...

KarineS'il te plaît, répond simplement à la question : le bleu ou le vert ?

Please just answer the question: blue or green?

RémiD'accord. Le bleu.

Alright. Blue.

KarineMerci.

Thank you.

Quelques minutes plus tard, elle revient...

A few minutes later, she comes back...

KarineJ'en ai trouvé un autre. Il te plaît ?

I found another one. Do you like it?

RémiJe m'en fiche...

I don't care...

KarineRémi, tu as une minute ?

Rémi, do you have a minute?

RémiJe...

I...

KarineSuper ! C'est juste pour une question rapide ! Quels rideaux tu préfères ?

Great! It's just for a quick question! Which curtains do you prefer?

RémiJe suis un peu occupé là...

I'm a little busy here...

KarineS'il te plaît, répond simplement à la question : le bleu ou le vert ?

Please just answer the question: blue or green?

RémiD'accord. Le bleu.

Alright. Blue.

KarineMerci.

Thank you.

Quelques minutes plus tard, elle revient...

A few minutes later, she comes back...

KarineJ'en ai trouvé un autre. Il te plaît ?

I found another one. Do you like it?

RémiJe m'en fiche...

I don't care...

KarineS'il te plaît, réponds-moi !

Please, answer me!

RémiOk. Je préférais l'autre. C'est tout ?

Ok. I liked the other one better. That's all?

KarineOuais, je te laisse tranquille. Merci.

Yeah, I'll leave you alone. Thank you.

Karine s'en va... et revient avec une autre question.

Karine leaves... and comes back with another question.

KarineEt celui-ci ? Qu'est-ce que tu en penses ?

And this one? What do you think about it?

RémiEncore une question ! Tu peux me laisser tranquille s'il te plaît ?

Another question! Can you leave me alone please?

KarineC'est la dernière, je te le promets. Alors ?

This is the last one, I promise. So?

RémiEuh... je ne sais pas.

Uh... I don't know.

KarineIls doivent être parfaits, c'est pour notre salon !

They have to be perfect, that's for our living room!

RémiAlors ils sont bien.

Then they're fine.

KarineBien ça ne suffit pas ! J'ai besoin d'une opinion plus précise !

Fine isn't enough! I need a more precise opinion!

Rémi des rideaux ! Je veux juste prendre mon bain tranquillement !

I don't give a fuck about the curtains! I just want to take my bath peacefully!

KarinePas la peine de crier... Tu aurais pu me dire ça avant.

No need to yell... You could have told me that before.

RémiJ'essaie mais tu n'écoutes pas !

I'm trying but you don't listen!

KarineOk, je te laisse profiter de ton bain.

Ok, I'll let you enjoy your bath.

RémiEnfin ! Merci !

Finally! Thank you!

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Question 1

Au début, Karine hésite entre les rideaux...At first, Karine hesitates between the curtains...

a Bleu et rougeBlue and red

b Rouge et vertRed and green

c Vert et bleuGreen and blue

d Vert et rougeGreen and red

Question 2

Rémi préfère le rideau...Rémi prefers the curtain...

a BleuBlue

b VertGreen

c RougeRed

d JauneYellow

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Question 1

Au début, Karine hésite entre les rideaux...At first, Karine hesitates between the curtains...

a Bleu et rouge Blue and red

b Rouge et vert Red and green

c Vert et bleu Green and blue

d Vert et rouge Green and red

Question 2

Rémi préfère le rideau...Rémi prefers the curtain...

a Bleu Blue

b Vert Green

c Rouge Red

d Jaune Yellow

Question 3

Pourquoi Rémi est énervé ?Why is Rémi annoyed?

a Il est fatigué He is tired

b Il n'est pas énervé He is not annoyed

c Il est en retard He is late

d Karine lui pose beaucoup de questions Karine asks him a lot of questions

Question 4

Que fait Rémi ?What is Rémi doing?

a Il fait la sieste He is taking a nap

b Il prend son bain He is taking his bath

c Il regarde la télé He is watching TV

d Il mange He is eating

Question 5

Quelle est la couleur des rideaux que Karine choisit ?What color curtains does Karine choose?

a Bleu Blue

b Vert Green

c Rouge Red

d On ne sait pas We don't know

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