Un taré

A nutjob

Aujourd'hui, Rémi va chercher sa femme au travail.
Today, Rémi is picking up his wife at work.
Il arrive à son bureau et voit un mec qui lui parle.
He arrives at her office and sees a guy talking to her.
Puis Karine le pousse et cours vers Rémi...
Then Karine pushes him and runs towards Rémi...
KarineOn y va, maintenant !
Let's go, now!
RémiC'était quoi ça ? C'est qui ce gars ?
What was that? Who is this guy?
KarineJe vais t'expliquer dans la voiture. Allons-y, vite !
I'll explain it to you in the car. Let's go, quickly!
RémiD'accord...
Alright...
Aujourd'hui, Rémi va chercher sa femme au travail.
Today, Rémi is picking up his wife at work.
Il arrive à son bureau et voit un mec qui lui parle.
He arrives at her office and sees a guy talking to her.
Puis Karine le pousse et cours vers Rémi...
Then Karine pushes him and runs towards Rémi...
KarineOn y va, maintenant !
Let's go, now!
RémiC'était quoi ça ? C'est qui ce gars ?
What was that? Who is this guy?
KarineJe vais t'expliquer dans la voiture. Allons-y, vite !
I'll explain it to you in the car. Let's go, quickly!
RémiD'accord...
Alright...
Ils s'assoient dans la voiture.
They sit in the car.
RémiTu peux me dire ce qu'il se passe ?
Can you tell me what's going on?
KarineC'est un collègue, il est taré.
He's a colleague, he's nuts.
RémiIl t'a frappé ? Il t'a
touchéLiterally: Touched
? Dis-moi !
Did he hit you? Did he touch you? Tell me!
KarineOui, mais ça va.
Yes, but it's fine.
RémiNon, ça ne va pas ! Je vais le taper ! Comment il s'appelle ?!
No, that's not fine! I'll hit him! What's his name?!
KarineÇa ne sert à rien...
It's useless...
RémiDis-moi son nom !
Tell me his name!
KarineS'il te plaît arrête ! Demain, je vais porter plainte et il sera viré.
Please stop! Tomorrow, I will file a complaint and he will be fired.
RémiTu penses que ça va marcher ?
Do you think this will work?
KarineOui, parce que nous sommes cinq femmes à porter plainte.
Yes, because we are five women filing a complaint.
RémiEh bien, si tu le dis...
Well, if you say so...
KarineOui, ne t'en fais pas.
Yes, don't worry.
RémiBien. Mais dis-moi s'il recommence et je m'occuperai de lui.
Fine. But tell me if he does it again and I'll take care of him.
KarineVraiment ? C'est viril... mais dangereux, alors ne fais pas ça s'il te plaît.
Really? That's manly... but dangerous, so please don't do that.
RémiJe veux juste que tu sois en sécurité.
I just want you to be safe.
KarineC'est mignon, merci ! Rentrons à la maison, je suis fatiguée.
That's cute, thank you! Let's go home, I'm tired.

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Au début, Karine parle avec...At the beginning, Karine is talking with...
a Un hommeA man
b Deux hommesTwo men
c Une femmeA woman
d Deux femmesTwo women
Question 2
Où Rémi et Karine se retrouvent-ils ?Where do Rémi and Karine meet up?
a Chez euxAt home
b Dans un trainOn a train
c Dans le métroOn the subway
d Dans une voitureIn a car
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Question 1
Au début, Karine parle avec...At the beginning, Karine is talking with...
a Un homme A man
b Deux hommes Two men
c Une femme A woman
d Deux femmes Two women
Question 2
Où Rémi et Karine se retrouvent-ils ?Where do Rémi and Karine meet up?
a Chez eux At home
b Dans un train On a train
c Dans le métro On the subway
d Dans une voiture In a car
Question 3
Qui est cet homme ?Who is this man?
a Son ami His friend
b Son collègue His colleague
c Son frère His brother
d Son ami His friend
Question 4
Combien de femmes veulent porter plainte contre lui ?How many women want to file a complaint against him?
a Deux Two
b Trois Three
c Quatre Four
d Cinq Five
Question 5
Rémi est...Rémi is...
a Heureux Happy
b En colère Angry
c Endormi Asleep
d Déprimé Depressed
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