We are going to explain you all the things you want to know about the funny phrase “Fait chier”.
This include a detailed explanation of what it is and how you can use it in a casual conversation with an audio example. And because learning a new language is a big deal, we also added some super useful stuff like slow pronunciation audio, dialogue example and more!
“Fait chier” literally means “makes poop” but implies “It makes me poop“. That’s a common French swear expression used to say “Shit” or “Crap” or “Damn“.
“Merde / Putain / Bordel / Fait chier” are used exactly like “Crap / Fuck / Shit / etc.” in English. But we like to make a sentence out of them according to the level of angriness and vulgarity we want.
Vulgar (Just one swear word):
Super vulgar (x2 combo):
Super mega vulgar (x3 combo):
Infinite vulgarity (x4 combo):
Finally, if you really want to express your frustration in formal contexts without using bad swear words, you can use instead:
N.B: It’s not “formal” per se but “neutral” and so it won’t be shocking
N.B.2: some translations above are a bit approximative since there is no direct English equivalent, but it reflects the spirit of each possibility as close as possible from the French version.
French pro trick: sometimes you start to say naturally “Merde” (Shit) but before finishing the first syllable you realize you are in a formal context and that it wouldn’t be appropriate.
So, if you just said “Mmm” you can switch to “Mince” which is not vulgar and has the same meaning → Mmmm…ince.
But if you already said “Merrrr“, instead of finishing the word “Merde” you say “Mercredi” (Wednesday) instead → Mer…credi. In this case people will know you almost said “Merde” but it’s still better than actually saying it.)